Fagleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tiresome dolphin.

Fagleg created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagleg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fagleg, it will not care.

Fagleg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fagleg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.