Nabgupfun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless goose.

Nabgupfun created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabgupfun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabgupfun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nabgupfun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nabgupfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about planets.