Labfidcan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent hare.

Labfidcan created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labfidcan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Labfidcan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Labfidcan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Labfidcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always help rats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.