Jatfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent frog.

Jatfarn created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfarn, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatfarn, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jatfarn's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jatfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Do not take Jatfarn's name in vain.

4. Jatfarn loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.