Cempitsit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome badger.

Cempitsit created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Cempitsit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cempitsit, it will turn you into a dog.

Cempitsit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cempitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if seven snails approach from the south.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Cempitsit on top of important buildings.