Cedhundonlarncut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak mink.

Cedhundonlarncut created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedhundonlarncut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedhundonlarncut, she will turn you into a snail.

Cedhundonlarncut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cedhundonlarncut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cedhundonlarncut loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. You must love Cedhundonlarncut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.