Wanganvincap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless wren.

Wanganvincap created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanganvincap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wanganvincap, it will turn you into a rock.

Wanganvincap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wanganvincap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must pray to Wanganvincap nine times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.