Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited lion.

Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help otters.

4. Worship no other gods but Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab.

5. You must pray to Padyoggigcitortbutsigbab four times a day.