Satcimraw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind rat.

Satcimraw created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satcimraw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Satcimraw, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Satcimraw's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Satcimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not listen to music.