Gedrilgum Flyvadmis is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating hummingbird.

Gedrilgum Flyvadmis created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedrilgum Flyvadmis, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedrilgum Flyvadmis, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gedrilgum Flyvadmis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gedrilgum Flyvadmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedrilgum Flyvadmis.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.