Fudtittad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying alligator.

Fudtittad created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudtittad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudtittad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fudtittad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fudtittad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not eat lemons.
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