Stanstragnut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving gerbil.

Stanstragnut created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanstragnut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stanstragnut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Stanstragnut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stanstragnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.