Minlistnan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent swallow.

Minlistnan created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Minlistnan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Minlistnan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Minlistnan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Minlistnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill great tits.