Lidcidgom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident alligator.

Lidcidgom created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcidgom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidcidgom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Lidcidgom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lidcidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.