Rillog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, cheerful monkey.

Rillog created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillog, she will turn you into a snail.

Rillog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rillog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rillog on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.