Lapfutgep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless centaur.

Lapfutgep created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapfutgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lapfutgep, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lapfutgep's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lapfutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Put Lapfutgep first in all things.