Dinmumdam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain fox.

Dinmumdam created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmumdam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinmumdam, she will turn you into a rat.

Dinmumdam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dinmumdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help sharks.