Sawflabvol is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane newt.

Sawflabvol created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawflabvol, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sawflabvol, it will not invite you to parties.

Sawflabvol's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sawflabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.