Biddumtargsogcenrigcapdim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced coyote.

Biddumtargsogcenrigcapdim created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biddumtargsogcenrigcapdim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Biddumtargsogcenrigcapdim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Biddumtargsogcenrigcapdim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Biddumtargsogcenrigcapdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Hide from black goats for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.