Fom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish fox.

Fom created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fom, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fom's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing white shirts.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fom on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.