Padhadhud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful cobra.

Padhadhud created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Padhadhud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Padhadhud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Padhadhud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Padhadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padhadhud.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.