Manjadkab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud shark.

Manjadkab created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manjadkab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Manjadkab, he will turn you into a frog.

Manjadkab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Manjadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.