Cabcimkop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced dragonfly.

Cabcimkop created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcimkop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabcimkop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabcimkop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cabcimkop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.