Jipdumnar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, annoying tapir.

Jipdumnar created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipdumnar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipdumnar, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jipdumnar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jipdumnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Run away if three voles approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.