Fidhunmap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing dingo.

Fidhunmap created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidhunmap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fidhunmap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fidhunmap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fidhunmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fidhunmap's priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never think about comets.