Vonlinwad Gidraplist is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy centaur.

Vonlinwad Gidraplist created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonlinwad Gidraplist, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonlinwad Gidraplist, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vonlinwad Gidraplist's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vonlinwad Gidraplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Never sing in holy places.