Milgabdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient finch.

Milgabdim created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milgabdim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Milgabdim, he will turn you into a mole.

Milgabdim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Milgabdim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Milgabdim on top of important buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.