Tomgessrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving hydra.

Tomgessrot created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgessrot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tomgessrot, she will curse you with boils.

Tomgessrot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tomgessrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.