Nibcedhud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane yak.

Nibcedhud created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibcedhud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibcedhud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nibcedhud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nibcedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Nibcedhud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never look in ponds.