Spagstiprapcibhatdibdit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient aardvark.

Spagstiprapcibhatdibdit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagstiprapcibhatdibdit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Spagstiprapcibhatdibdit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Spagstiprapcibhatdibdit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Spagstiprapcibhatdibdit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Do not listen to music.