Cindumdab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous narwhal.

Cindumdab created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindumdab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cindumdab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cindumdab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cindumdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mites.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Worship no other gods but Cindumdab.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.