Gidyarlmip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent otter.

Gidyarlmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyarlmip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidyarlmip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gidyarlmip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gidyarlmip's Holy Commandments

1. Gidyarlmip loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidyarlmip.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not shave your face.