Nigsagbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring centaur.

Nigsagbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigsagbonk, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nigsagbonk, he will laugh at you.

Nigsagbonk's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nigsagbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Nigsagbonk must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.