Tamdibfom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent wyvern.

Tamdibfom created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdibfom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tamdibfom, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tamdibfom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tamdibfom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Tamdibfom must be the most important thing in your life.