Aflab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witless wombat.

Aflab created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Aflab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Aflab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Aflab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Aflab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Aflab on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.