Mipgablagnartbep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional otter.

Mipgablagnartbep created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgablagnartbep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mipgablagnartbep, it will turn you into a plant.

Mipgablagnartbep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mipgablagnartbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.