Omtgofwig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable toad.

Omtgofwig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgofwig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omtgofwig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Omtgofwig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Omtgofwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if nine bats approach from the east.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Hide if eight gulls approach from the south.