Hengemdim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced shrew.

Hengemdim created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hengemdim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hengemdim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hengemdim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hengemdim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Hengemdim.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.