Sintendob is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able dog.

Sintendob created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sintendob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sintendob, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sintendob's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sintendob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.