Capfubsisnad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident gnu.

Capfubsisnad created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Capfubsisnad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capfubsisnad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Capfubsisnad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Capfubsisnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Put Capfubsisnad first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Capfubsisnad must be the most important thing in your life.