Wegmaddot Cidpibmut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent troll.

Wegmaddot Cidpibmut created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegmaddot Cidpibmut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegmaddot Cidpibmut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wegmaddot Cidpibmut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wegmaddot Cidpibmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about amino acids.