Loopripgof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful capybara.

Loopripgof created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Loopripgof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loopripgof, she will turn you into a mole.

Loopripgof's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Loopripgof's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Loopripgof's priests.

5. Do not kill ants.