Dogmityoksig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient fairy.

Dogmityoksig created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dogmityoksig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogmityoksig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dogmityoksig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dogmityoksig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.