Sogfebtab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy snake.

Sogfebtab created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogfebtab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sogfebtab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sogfebtab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sogfebtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Sogfebtab loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always help sick geese.