Nelfubvad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful gnu.

Nelfubvad created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelfubvad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelfubvad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nelfubvad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nelfubvad's Holy Commandments

1. Nelfubvad loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Nelfubvad's priests.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always take life seriously.