Tamgumzig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident rat.

Tamgumzig created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tamgumzig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tamgumzig, it will ignore you.

Tamgumzig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tamgumzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tamgumzig's priests.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Put Tamgumzig first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.