Wadliptom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient crane.

Wadliptom created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadliptom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wadliptom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wadliptom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wadliptom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Wadliptom on top of important buildings.

2. Wadliptom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.