Hogkam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced rat.

Hogkam created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogkam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hogkam, he will turn you into a dog.

Hogkam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hogkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Retreat if four moths approach from the east.