Pitartvil is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying wyvern.

Pitartvil created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Pitartvil, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pitartvil, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pitartvil's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pitartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never feed bread to manatees while wearing white coats.

5. Fast once a month.