Stipwipleg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive weasel.

Stipwipleg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipwipleg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stipwipleg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stipwipleg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stipwipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing mauve skirts.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.